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PRODUCT:  Set of 15 Signs, 81/2" x 11" each

STYLE:  Illustrated, color. A priceless teacher expression on each card. 

FORMAT:  Downloadable. 

PRICE:  $6.99

DESCRIPTION:    N.B.  The answers have a little attitude, but aren't intended to be mean at all. Still they might not be for every classroom.   Upper middle and high school. 

 A humorous spin on 15 classic annoying questions that students always ask. The purpose is to make the point that the students already know the answers. The answers here are comical. Each card has a funny picture of a frustrated teacher. Students are advised to think first preserve the teacher's sanity!


   UQ     "Is this going to be on the test?"   Answer:   Any pearl of wisdom that falls from my lips might show up on the test.

   UQ     "Can we play a game?"        Answer:  Sure. Let's play Bingo instead of reviewing for the huge term test we have tomorrow.

   UQ     "When is the test?"      Answer: You mean the test I just said is tomorrow?  It's tomorrow. 


NON-REFUNDABLE: We regret that, obviously, downloadable products cannot be returned. Therefore, no refunds can be given. We believe in the quality of our download/printable materials, and the prices are very low. They are colorful and fun, and the descriptions and images should give customers enough information to make choices with which they are happy.   

OPENING: The files are in a compressed PDF format. Any web browser should be able to download them without any problem. If a problem arises, go to Adobe and download their free Acrobat Reader.

DOWNLOAD RIGHT AWAY:  A few tries are allowed to insure successful downloading. It is advised to download right after buying the product while the download is active. A few days later, it won't be. If there are any problems, please contact us. We will make sure you get your product.

MULTIPLE COPIES:  A download is intended for use by the purchaser only. Please contact us for a very low site license price for a department, all-school, or all-district use. 

Thank you. May you enjoy your signs!


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